After a two-year absence from the retail scene, I have returned to earn a little side cash for my Mustang (or, you know, something of that sort). I’ve done retail for three years in two different shops, and I have seen numerous shite happening while I was on duty.
These are just some of them…
Getting annoyed when your friends make weekend plans and you have to turn them down because you’re doing the closing at 8pm. Again.
Being asked whether something is on sale when it obviously isn’t.
The very specific pain you can only understand if you’ve been on your feet for more than 8 hours straight.
When you’re asked to explain the returns policy and you’re like, “SURE I’D LOVE TO READ YOUR RECEIPT TO YOU.”
Just don’t buy things you don’t want and we’ll both live.
When a customer tells you to enjoy your weekend, even though you’re very obviously working instead of enjoying.
When a customer comes out of a changing room and you have to tell them they look great even when they don’t.
“That floral top with bright colours and studs all over is so in, ma’am!”
Hating Christmas by Dec. 1 because you’ve been surrounded by decorations for MONTHS.
If you see one more set of flashing lights…
And then being asked to wrap all your family’s Christmas presents because, you know, you’re so good at it.
When people take 1,000 items into a changing room and leave 999 of them scrunched up in a pile on the floor.
The moment you’re about to take a break and suddenly the shop is full again.
“JUST LET ME EAT IN PEACE.”
When someone asks you to get your manager and you’re like, “Oh sure, I’d love to get my manager.”
“Because I’m obviously not capable of dealing with your very difficult problem myself.”